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First Words

6 Mar

How Cute!

Babies are wonderful until they start talking...just like this blog!


Hello there, gentle reader!  You have undoubtedly come to this blog because you are one of about 50 people I sent a direct link to, or else you are some poor, bored soul with insomnia trolling around wordpress.  Either way, welcome!

I agonized thought long and hard, about what I was going to do for my first blog post.  You see, this isn’t my first blog¹.  I’ve had blogs before and because of my ADHD abstract thought processes, I get bored very easily and would always abandon them before I could really get them off the ground, pretty much like everything else I’ve ever done in life.

But not this time!

I will make a committment to this blog!   I promise to be honest, faithful, and post something quasi-interesting at least twice a week.  I’ll read any and all comments that readers leave and I’ll make every effort possible to keep it real and not come across as a pretentious², self-righteous know-it-all.  I’ll try my best not to waste any of your time.  I’ll make love to you like you want me to, and I’ll hold you tight, baby, all through the night.

I digress.

The point is, I have a little more motivation these days to actually get on here and blog about stuff and I am going to make a concentrated effort to make this thing work.  Shoot, it took me three hours to make that stupid banner up there, so I’m invested in this thang, ya dig?  So please, show me some love and keep me motivated.  Give me feedback (not on this lousy post, but in the future).  Help me finish what I’ve started!

— Jess


¹I had two and-a-half prior to this:  The Secret Garden (years defunct), Brown Egg Country (which might still be lurking on the Internet somewhere), and Dark Humor (where I made a grand total of two miserable posts).
²Only pretentious people use the word pretentious.